Alright zee, I do read your blog : )

If I were a month I would be: December. Slack,Slack,Slack.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday. Its the day after Friday, and if you didn't do your work, there's always Sunday.

If I were a time of day I would be: 11.59. Always the last minute.

If I were a planet I would be: Uranus. Small, icy and cold.

If I were an animal I would be: Lion! They're furry, cute and their routine is great. Sleep, hunt, eat. Rinse and repeat.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Grandfather clock

If I were a historical figure I would be: Thomas Edison

If I were a liquid I would be: Acid Rain. Seemingly clear, with dangerous properties

If I were a tree I would be: Oak Treeeeeeeeeee. Its Oak!

If I were a flower/plant I would be: Venus Fly Trap : )

If I were a kind of weather I would be: Windy. Let the wind bloooow.

If I were a musical instrument I would be: A Electric Guitar (Nevan) Time to Rock!

If I were an emotion I would be: Emo-istic.

If I were a color I would be: Silver. Shinnnny

If I were a fruit I would be: Mango, My fav!

If I were a sound I would be: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Cough*ahaha*Gasp**wheeze*

If I were an element I would be: Uranium. Burn, Burn, BURN!

If I were a car I would be: Toyota Celica. Best car in NFSU2, Nuff said.

If I were a song I would be: Explosive by bond

If I were a movie I would be: Pink Panther 2!

If I were a book I would be: The riddles of Eplison

If I were a manga I would be: Beast Master : ) (There's another manga, but i dunno the name, and its has been taken of mangafox. Oneshot, story about a girl who saw a guy sleeping and wanted to kiss him, but the guy woke and the girl has to follow him around cause she broke his spec when she lean over to kiss him. Then she falls in love with him, he falls in love with her and the story ends.)

If I were a food I would be: Hawaiian pizza!

If I were a place I would be: Pasir ris. Fun, slack, fun!

If I were a number I would be: 23

If I were a word I would be: Slacking

If I were an object I would be: A pack of cards

If I were a body part I would be: Hands.

~~~Part 2~~~

If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
Walk away and forget. The sooner i do, the better.

If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To Make the world a better place. (Cliche, but true)

What is your favourite television show?
No I Dea.

Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?
Nope. I'm not caring, taking life as it goes, one step at a time.

Preferably, what type of music?
I hear any type of music that makes sense and sounds nice rhythmic wise.

Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Loving.

How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
As long as i have to.

If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
Just continue my life like normal. I've done that alot.

Is being tagged fun?
Yeap. It shows that people still think that i exist (Or just want to fill me in to make that tag amount)

How do you see yourself in ten years time?
NUS, Studying for Science (physic related) or Math course.

Who are currently most important people to you?
My family and friends, All of them.

What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
She's my wifeeeee : ) She crazy, hyper, and loads of fun to be with. A great person and a very very good friend/wife?

Would you rather to be single and rich or married but poor?
Married. Whats the use of money if you're alone?

What's the first thing you do every morning?
Wake up luh, duh. Jkjk, Wake up and wonder "Where am i?"

If you fall in love with two person simultaneously, who would you pick?
Omg... GG! I'm a lousy decision makerrrrr. T.T

If given the chance to turn back time, will you?
Yeap. Turn back time and go through my life again. So much fun!

What is the last thing you would do before you die?
Close my eyes and Smile. Death is at hand.

So thats that. Done. As for the tagging, Those who see this, you're tagged. :)

The thought that counts...
at 9:22 PM

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Zee tagged me, so i guess I'll do it.

Dear (the last person who TAG you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12), Your name.

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I really like you
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscopes don't match (X)
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - When your dog ran amok
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped (X)
October - When I quoted Santa
November - Last year
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - At the park (X)
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Looking
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into (X)
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton (X)
Brown - At me lovingly
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Frostbitten
Heroes - Open (X)
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How happy i felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist (X)
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed

8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
White - Your ring (X)
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - Your photos
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Others - The memories in the military service

9. What is the first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your some of your photos
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies (X)
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. What is the last letter of your last name?
A/B - Will tell the authorities about
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will always will remember
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked (X)

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone (X)
Soda - The moments we had together
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second World War
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards (X)
England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Thanks for the memories
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain

So... The end result is this.

Dear Zee,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (Our horoscopes don't match). I think I realized it (When we skinny dipped) (At the park) and I saw you (Carve your initials into) (Bill Clinton). I'm sure you're (Open) enough to understand (That Santa doesn't exist). I'm returning (Your ring) to you, but I'll keep (Your collection of butterflies) as a memory. You should also know that I (Never liked) (A new life as a clone).

(Best regards), Mojojo²

As for ppl who i need to tag. Anyone who read this just do if you want to.

The thought that counts...
at 8:05 PM

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The Following list is in no way a Joke whatsoever. It's the truth. This things does happen.

When I'm Bored, here's what goes through my mind.

1)Become Emo

2)Get even more paranoid than I already was

3)Thinking about stuff related to Death.

4)Just want to fight anyone.

5)Imagine myself suiciding/harming myself in any way and imagine the reactions.

6)Think very silly stuff. If I can physically do it, I will.

7)listen to some red alert soundtrack.

8)Listen to some music and imagine myself beating some random person according to the beat.

Yeah. That was basically it. This is what i do when i'm bored. If you ride the MRT with me and see me with my headphone on, I'm probably doing the last one.

Sorry about this random post. Just wanted to write it down. Never really think about what i do when i'm bored.

Latest thought: Getting crushed by a volcano cloud.

Half a contact!

The thought that counts...
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Greeting to anyone who reads this.

This is to the people who linked me.

Hello guys. You guys and gals probably aren't reading my blog much (maybe even not at all). So if you want to delete this blog off your link list, feel free to do so. This blog is going into extinction. I'm gonna stick to what I named this blog. EMOmagicmayhem. Yes, If i actually find the time to online, (Don't really have much hope tho, Under quarantine now), I'll use this blog to post when I'm feeling emo, or when emo things happened. This blog probably won't have much happy stuff inside. So everyone who linked me, feel free to unlink me. And tell me in the tagboard so i know. Anyone who wants to unlink me because they hate me now, tell me and i'll unlink you too.

This is to my friends.

I don't know how many of you are really my good friends. Among that few could be hiding some masked one. Seeking revenge of some sort for something which i did. Backstabbing me for fun. Adding me into your ring of friends just to humiliate me, or to make me happy only to crush me dead. To these people, I have a favor to ask. Just tell me that you don't like me, hate me, wanna kill me or just wanna fuck my life upside down. I rather have truthful enemies than lying friends. If you sincerely hate me to the guts, just send me a hate message. Give me a call to scold me till my ears bleed or hit me in public. I don't give a fuck what you do to me. I just hate lying friend. I have a few who already gave me that impression. I just wanna confirm it. And to those friends that really want to be my friend for no hidden intention or motive, forgive me for the stuff i did that upset you guys. I'm not very good with words (Nearly fought someone because i said something which he misunderstood) and if i harmed or hurt you in anyway at all. Please forgive me, I didn't mean it. I'm just a freaking simple-minded person. Simple-minded to a point of retardedness. I don't really consider my action. So, I'm really sorry if i did anything harmful or hurtful towards you. To make things worse, I'm kinda low on EQ. Rendering some emotions to be inactive. Thus the misunderstanding and stuff.

And 1 last thing.

I'm not going to use the line 'Stay Happy, ALWAYS DANGABIT' in my blog anymore. (I'm considering not even using it at all, in real life, in any of my messages and even my dialogues) I hurt or harmed a few people due to my actions/words. I can't even stay happy. What right do i have to say that to others. People who read this. Stay happy for your own sake. I'm not going to say it anymore.

That all I have for this blog post. I'll try to come online and update every once in a while, if i can

Have you ever seen a dying person before?
Sorry, let me correct myself.
Have you seen yourself dying before?
Let me show you then.

The thought that counts...
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This is for my smallest uncle who passed away on jan 20 at 2am in a motorcycle accident. Rest in peace.

The thought that counts...
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Hello anyone who reads my blog.

12th Jan, 2pm. The results are out.

I got a 19 for L1R5. Along with that, comes A LOT of Nagging, Constant reminder that I'm useless and I disappointed A LOT of people. That I've a hard time trying to get in JC. That I made the wrong choice going into MC. That I'm addicted to the computer. That all my friends are the cause of why I'm playful and not studying hard.

In order words, The result came with a one way no return trip to Hell. Cool Huh!

It doesn't stop! I just woke up at 8.45. Straight away my mum is nagging and nagging. She a broken radio with a broken stop button. Trying to Eject the tape is just gonna make her nag even more.

Just Deem Me As A FUCKING RETARD.

My results.
a
ENGLISH: C6 (FTW!)
A-Math: A2
E-Math: A2
Literature: B3
Combined Human: B3
Chinese: B3
Physic: B3
Chem: C6 (Another FTW!)

2,3 and 6.
23
2x3=6.
I've been cursed by 23!

So as you can see, I'm a Retard!

Anyway, On a lighter side of the blogpost. There was a class chalet right after the result. So as you can deduce. It's not a pretty sight.

Chalet + Results + My mum = Not a good recipe

On the first day, I got called back home to sleep, so that i can go see JJC Math HoD to appeal. And found out that You have to wait for after 30 jan to appeal. Went back to chalet after that. The day passed like any other. Everyone was playing and quite sleepy. I learnt Majong. And of course had a little alcohol to drink. I performed some magic trick to my friend, who later got drunk.

We went biking at 2 am in the morning. cycled from Pasir ris to east coast park and to some other place, realised that it passed through a highway, so we turned back and settled at ECP. We arrived back at the Jetty at 6 and watch for the sunrise. 6.30, no sun yet and we're running out of time (9 am have to return bike). We cycled to Macdonalds to eat. I was struggling to just cycle as the pedal hit my Knee. My right leg knee, the one with the bone sticking out of it. The bone got the full impact and it hurt like fuck. And to make things worse, my bike was unable to shift gears and it was in the low gear. So, i was stepping on the pedal like mad, just to keep up with other people. The saddle was so hard that it literally made the road feel nice.

Thanks to Lih Sheng, who help to manually shift my gear. Thank you very very much.

After having breakfast, the Madness arrived. We headed back to Pasir ris on the same bike. It was heretic. Don nearly got knocked down by a idiotic driver who didn't know that you're supposed to brake to let the pedestrain cross at a zebra crossing. Luckily, the driver finally found out that his car got a brake on it and decided to use it at the last second. We crossed the traffic, cycled like mad back to the chalet. The cushion chair never felt so comfortable. Bottom line is that the saddle just suck.

So thats all that happened during the chalet. reached back home at 1+, watch a dvd and fell asleep. Woke up at 8.45 and... you know.

I'm gonna end my blogpost now to prevent it from getting it even more emo.

So bb people.

Stay Happy, ALWAYS DANGABIT

The thought that counts...
at 9:04 PM

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Hello everyone who read my blog. XDD

We have a blackout today. By we, i mean that the whole HDB of 452 Jurong west street 42 got blackout, including 5 other HDB flats (there could be more but that was the best i could see out of 2 windows.

It lasted from 7 to 10.30, with a 20 mins? break in between where the Firemen (Yes, they did come. The rubbish bin, caught fire. Thus affecting the power station? ) supposedly fixed the power fuse. Then blackout again. Luckily i managed to bathe in between this 20 mins period. Else i would be bathing right now.

Anyway, I did almost nothing during the 3 and a half hour period. Yep, 3 hours of pure pure boredomness. cool huh? XDD. No comp, No fan, No air, No T.V, Nothing. I got an idea from this incident tho, I'm going to write a story about it. XDDDDD

I practically wasted the 3 hours by blasting songs.

Song listened: Devil Never Cry, My Apocalypse, Big Bang (Some of the songs), Chu-bura, After dark, This moment.

So that all I'm going to say. XDDD. Its fun playing in the dark. Practising my guitar now and i can't do G chord T.T

Oh yea, O'lvl result coming out on monday 12 Jan 2009. Can't wait. The Anticipation is finally gonna end soonnnn. XDDDDDD. Good luck to everyone who took! May you get great results XD.

Stay Happy, ALWAYS DANGABIT XDDDDDDD

Will you be the next one i dream of?

The thought that counts...
at 10:22 PM

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